like honestly if we follow each other i expect to be allowed to sleep on your floor whenever i’m in your city
…I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GIVEN? PRETTY MUCH THE INTERNET IS WELCOME AT OUR PLACE, I’M SURE.
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My name is Brandi. I'm mid-twenty-something, from Texas, but living and loving in Chicago.
Warnings and Notes
This blog will contain:
Henry Rollins
Explicit language (I curse like a sailor)
Explicit images (I like porn and naked bodies of all shapes are beautiful)
More Henry Rollins
Fangirling of Epic proportions (Music is my lifeblood)
Fangirling of epic proportions about Henry Rollins
Random philosophizing (about music, people, sex and life)
Pretty, Shiny Things (animal, vegetable, mineral and metaphorical)
Sex positive commentary
Occasional snark
Henry Rollins
The occasional Pete Wentz
Warnings and Notes
This blog will contain:
Henry Rollins
Explicit language (I curse like a sailor)
Explicit images (I like porn and naked bodies of all shapes are beautiful)
More Henry Rollins
Fangirling of Epic proportions (Music is my lifeblood)
Fangirling of epic proportions about Henry Rollins
Random philosophizing (about music, people, sex and life)
Pretty, Shiny Things (animal, vegetable, mineral and metaphorical)
Sex positive commentary
Occasional snark
Henry Rollins
The occasional Pete Wentz
YOU TUMBLR
ANYONE GOT SOME PLACE I CAN DOWNLOAD ALL OF THE BANDOM MUSIC?
as some of you know, my beloved ipod, The Abyss, got stolen a few months ago. for xmas, mom sent me a cheapo 4gig mp3 player to tide me over until i can afford a new ipod. my OTHER laptop, the one with no screen, currently serves as backup for the abyss, and is still in a box in the basement somewhere.
so basically, i need EVERYTHING except Danger Days, Vices and Virtues, hushies and empires.
LL, BBS? :D?
INTERNET
can we talk about this post beckett made this morning (x)???
AND HIS FACE AND HOW HIM HAVING SRS BSNS CONVERSATIONS WITH HIS DAUGHTER MAKES ME SMILE SO HARD IT HURTS.
scarfofsexualpreference:audenrain:world-shaker:
That sure is alot of snow.
for anyone who doesn’t get it: (x)
beautiful
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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Gammell vs. Helquist | Adventures in Poor Taste!
THIS IS HORSESHIT. HORSESHIT! THE ART WAS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING ABOUT THESE BOOKS!
The new art is NOWHERE NEAR the creepiness of the original! D:
ARE YOU KIDDING
ARE YOU KIDDING
What is wrong with them? Not that the new artist isn’t good, he’s just not scary. The stories themselves are creepy, especially to a kid who hasn’t heard them before, but the art…that shit scared the living piss out of a generation of children.
Yeah, I’m calling bullshit, too. The original art is amazing and the new art is painfully generic in comparison.
OH HELL MOTHERFUCKIN NO
o. m. g. someone done fucked up. seriously. that art can still, to this day, freak me out. toning it down to look like every other “scary” kids book takes away so much. i am pissed because of reasons >:O
Getting through those books was a fucking rite of passage and it was because of Gammell’s amazingly fucked up drawings and anyone who says different is talking out their ass.
Like, look. I still remember one of those stories, about a lady who adopts a small hairless dog thinking it’s a chihuahua and then she takes it to the vet and it turns out it’s actually a giant rat. That’s not a particularly scary story, right? We’ve all heard that story as a cheesy joke. So why is it included in a collection of stories designed specifically to freak the shit out of small children?
This is the illustration that accompanied that story:
Edited to add: Whoops, I originally said “Helquist,” not Gammell.
HELL TO THE FUCKING NO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
I have two tattoos from this series on my left leg. Kim Saigh did them. We had to contact Gammell for permission and he LOVINGLY GAVE IT.
this shit is downright fucking blasphemy
why isn’t the pope on this shit
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN. CLEARLY THE APOCALYPSE IS MOTHERFUCKING NIGH.
I mean, the art is WHY they were fucking scary to beginwith. UG.
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“Also, he’s British.”
REBLOGGING FOR TRUTH.
alfred: actualfax the best character ever
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(Harry potter and)the sorcerers stone in your pantsAn Abundance of Katherines In Your Pants
The Picture of Dorian Gray in your pants.
A Game of Thrones in your pants
(Harry Potter and) the Order of the Phoenix in your pants
The Time Machine in your pants
Alice in Wonderland in your pants
The Hunger Games in your pants
Son of Neptune in your pants
A Prayer for Owen Meany in your pants
Inheritance in your pants
Faking 19 in your pants
OMG.
The Hunger Games IN YOUR PANTS.
…what?Forever in your pants
ohmygod perfection right there
Joe the Barbarian in your pants
Well then, Joe….you’re 13 and innocent…but okay.
The Lizard King: The Essential Jim Morrison in your pants. I am more than okay with this.
Evermore in your pants
Shaken in your pants
um
The Ring…in your pants.
a dance of dragons. in your pants.
