February 2012
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Watchthesavagesalad:
brogigayo:
foodiewin:
thesavagesalad:
what do you have when you’ve got two vibrators, a green folder a web cam and boredom
a synchronised twirling vibrator routine
this is the best thing ever
it should be a sport and you could win a gold medal
you look so pleased hahabsflk
i feel so compelled to put this on my resume but i don’t think the world is quite ready such...
ok, going to bed for real now.
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
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Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
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ananimal:
If anyone needs tickets to the sold out Empires/Hush Sound show on the 4th let me know, I’ve got a few extra.
Would you be willing to trade for two tickets to hush sound friday? :D?
the wrong date was purchased by mistake, and my roommate and i cannot go on friday, but we are free on saturday. /o\
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PLEASE REBLOG/SIGNAL BOOST
(I NEVER ASK THAT)
so. a friend bought me 2 tickets to see the hush sound/empires in chicago on feb 4 @ bottom lounge, one for myself and steph, who has FINALLY MOVED IN YAY. however! once i received the printout email (yesterday), we realized the tickets had accidentally been purchased for the 3rd. this causes a major dilemma, because i had already arranged saturday off, it is too late for me...
January 2012
19 posts
like honestly if we follow each other i expect to be allowed to sleep on your floor whenever i’m in your city
…I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GIVEN? PRETTY MUCH THE INTERNET IS WELCOME AT OUR PLACE, I’M SURE.
YOU TUMBLR
ANYONE GOT SOME PLACE I CAN DOWNLOAD ALL OF THE BANDOM MUSIC?
as some of you know, my beloved ipod, The Abyss, got stolen a few months ago. for xmas, mom sent me a cheapo 4gig mp3 player to tide me over until i can afford a new ipod. my OTHER laptop, the one with no screen, currently serves as backup for the abyss, and is still in a box in the basement somewhere.
so basically, i need EVERYTHING...
INTERNET
can we talk about this post beckett made this morning (x)???
AND HIS FACE AND HOW HIM HAVING SRS BSNS CONVERSATIONS WITH HIS DAUGHTER MAKES ME SMILE SO HARD IT HURTS.
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Gammell vs.... →
panasonicyouth:
hidden-midden:
ellaminnowpea:
goddessofcheese:
yukidama:
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janiejanine:
randomredux:
THIS IS HORSESHIT. HORSESHIT! THE ART WAS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING ABOUT THESE BOOKS!
The new art is NOWHERE NEAR the creepiness of the original! D:
ARE YOU KIDDING
ARE YOU KIDDING
What is wrong with them? Not that the new artist isn’t good, he’s just not scary. The...
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December 2011
43 posts
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ALSO, THIS EXISTS →
(NSFW-ISH) MANTIES. YOU GUYS. LADIES UNDERWEAR FOR MEN. I CAN’ EVEN.
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SO THIS JUST HAPPENED →
I know we don’t have fourth walls, but SERIOUSLY.
on the sad steps of a sad girl: you look great!... →
broadist:
ATTN: “You look great! Have you lost weight?” is not a compliment. I know it has been the go-to praise-route towards many women since the inception of puberty, but I’d like to put an end to it. Why do I hear this like a broken record every holiday?
Some alternatives:
You look…
Speaking as someone that has lost a bit of weight recently, without trying or meaning to, I’m...
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I LIED.
LOOK AT THAT SUAVE MOTHER FUCKER ON THE LEFT.
OK, i’m done with my random spencer spam. I’d apologize, but i’m pretty fucking unrepentant.
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